Thursday, January 05, 2006

Best Blonde Joke

ROTFL. I'm not normally a jokes guy, but this is one of the best blonde jokes I've ever seen. Let me know where it rates in your book.


  1. That joke sucks.

    (I'm just mad I didn't think of it.)

  2. LOL. How long did it take you? :)

  3. My gosh; I almost missed my train this morning because of the joke! I'm getting back by posting it on my blog and annoying the heck out of my readers! ; )

  4. LOL. :) I'm really wondering how long this is taking everybody to do...

  5. After my second's not that funny, is it?

    How bout these:

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.

    I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

    I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

    I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker (the blonde)followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

    ( You're gonna love this..... )

    She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark

    A blonde's reflection on the past year:

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
    labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August - Got locked out of car in rain swamped, because top was down.

    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

  6. Some people take longer, Michael. For me, it was 3 clicks.

    First joke was really good... second was cute.

  7. I loved it.

    Not a blonde