That joke sucks.(I'm just mad I didn't think of it.)
LOL. How long did it take you? :)
My gosh; I almost missed my train this morning because of the joke! I'm getting back by posting it on my blog and annoying the heck out of my readers! ; )
LOL. :) I'm really wondering how long this is taking everybody to do...
After my second click...it's not that funny, is it?How bout these:I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".I jumped down and walked out of the office.When my co-worker (the blonde)followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"( You're gonna love this..... )She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark_______________________A blonde's reflection on the past year:January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to printlabels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
Some people take longer, Michael. For me, it was 3 clicks.First joke was really good... second was cute.
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I loved it. Signed,Not a blonde
That joke sucks.
ReplyDelete(I'm just mad I didn't think of it.)
LOL. How long did it take you? :)
ReplyDeleteMy gosh; I almost missed my train this morning because of the joke! I'm getting back by posting it on my blog and annoying the heck out of my readers! ; )
ReplyDeleteLOL. :) I'm really wondering how long this is taking everybody to do...
ReplyDeleteAfter my second click...it's not that funny, is it?
ReplyDeleteHow bout these:
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde)followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
( You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark
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A blonde's reflection on the past year:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
Some people take longer, Michael. For me, it was 3 clicks.
ReplyDeleteFirst joke was really good... second was cute.
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ReplyDeleteI loved it.
ReplyDeleteSigned,
Not a blonde