Friday, June 22, 2007

Actual Personal Ads

Someone gave me these from some Israeli paper. Enjoy

1. Attractive Jewish woman, 35. College graduate seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents house.

2. Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write.

3. Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows?

4. Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light candles, celebrate holidays, build Succah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.

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