...(see what I did there?) would actually wear this Tartan as it lacks one of the two colors that truly define Judaism: The black of "Black&White" (and the white is only included as part of the Blue&White of the Isreali flag so...yeah...you know what, I think I'm gonna leave that one alone).
However, you have to give this person points for creativity and originality.
Ach, it's na' a skirt I tell ya'...it's a Kilt! It takes a real man to be able t...oh, who am I kidding.