Thursday, July 17, 2008

Somebody Call NBC...

...because I got the Next Big Thing to hit the airwaves come the new fall season.

***For anybody out there who is even thinking of making an anti-TV comment:
Please save yourself the trouble and partake of the sage advice of the late, great Archibald Bunker (a great man with an even greater easy chair) and by all means...STIFLE YOURSELF!!!***

>>Intro - replace current voice-over with intro below to be followed by classic musical theme<<>

In 2002, a crack Chabura unit was sent into exile by a Yeshiva court for a chumra they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security BeisMedrash to the Kollel underground. Today, still wanted by the Mashgiach, they survive as Yungerleit of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...The J-Team:

B.A Baruchs
H.M. Mordechai
Templeton “PonimBesht
John “Maccabee” Stein


  1. The music sounds like a weird combination of Indiana Jones and something else.

  2. G,

    Keep in mind that not all of the readers of this blog were even around when that show aired.


    The theme song was composed by the famous Mike Post. He's composed numerous TV themes.
    And I've always thought that the "A" Team theme was a little weird (goes from your "Indiana style" du-du-du-dum! to a different "hard rock" riff).

  3. G., have I ever told you you're my hero?

  4. For a chumra they didn't commit? You must mean they were exiled for *NOT* committing the chumra, not the other way around.

    You have to open up the Jewish Hollywood...

  5. "::gag::" she types...philistine

  6. This time I'll be nice and let that one slide, I'm feeling generous (plus I didn't see the comment until over a week later, sadly)