Sunday, July 27, 2008

Accountant Poetry: Surprise For Real This Time

A joint-effort birthday poem by Erachet and Special Ed.

We like Ezzie 'cause he's fun
And he's friends with everyone.
He has so many friends, in fact
That peace and quiet he may lack.
On gchat's where he spends his days
To Ser's chagrin, but still he stays.
SerandEz is where it's at -
Either the blog or else their Flat.
Fantasy baseball and blogs all day
He hates NY but his friends make him stay.
Youtube videos - America's Best Dance Crew,
Britain's Got Talent - what ELSE is there to do?
It's not great to be lazy and fat
But when Ezzie's around that's where it's at.
Ezzie and Garfield are one and the same
As proven by Raggedy Andy's bandaid - it's such a fun game! :D :D
Ezzie has so many friends, we're not the only ones
So we wish him the greatest birthday, but anyone else can add on!
Being friends with Ezzie is a not-so-elite membership...
Now leave a rhyming comment to explain your friendship!

(We wanted to get you this cake but we didn't want to give away the secret location of the Blogfather so we ate it instead. We're sorry there isn't any left to share. It was yummy.)


  1. LOL! That was awesome! Thanks guys. :)

  2. Erachet and Ed said enough,
    but I just wanted to add my stuff.
    Mazal tov is all I say
    And here's to many more SerandEz days.

  3. Ezzie, Ezzie, its Birthday time!

    We have to comment and make it rhyme

    So many groupies blog here, from big to small,

    You don't have to post anything of your own, at all!

    Ad Meah V'esrim (million pageviews)

  4. Hey Ezzie

    Didn't need a plane
    Or ship on a cruise
    Just my 'window' pane
    and the Serandez view
    Isn't it great that even the ocean's not in the way
    Of being able to wish you an awesome Birthday!

  5. Mazel tov and all the best,
    And all the good things said by the rest,
    A happy day, month, year and life,
    Together with your loving wife.
    And may we all, next year at this time,
    Wish you happy birthday again, but please not in rhyme!

  6. Being married to the lazy and fat one is not great either (the marriage is great just not the lazy and fat),
    but it balances out cus the wife and kids are nether.

    happy birthday - take your age times 7, is your weight!

  7. "the Blogfather"

    Uh huh, sure.

    Although you may wish to take some slightly altered advice from the greatest movie of all time...

    'leave the blog, take the cake'

  8. Though I really can't say I know you to well

    those who do seem to think you're pretty swell

    your blog's seems to be written by a motley crew

    and, oh hell--who has time for this rhyming stuff?????

    But Happy Birthday!

  9. I'm a little late
    in posting this ditty
    but nonetheless I'll try
    to be charming and witty.

    I can't recall how
    I discovered Ezzie's writing
    But mostly -- with exception --
    His words are exciting.

    We did have an opportunity
    to meet once, here in T.O.
    Help me out, Ezzie,
    I think about two years ago...?

    At the time, Elianna was just
    a few months of age
    Now look -- she's a big sister
    and at a wonderful stage.

    You're outnumbered at home
    by women all ages and sizes
    and no doubt each has
    her own pack of surprises.

    I hope you had a wonderful birthday
    and celebrated in style
    I also hope your infamous blog
    will continue for a while...!

  10. Happy Birthday to Ez
    Just as the cake says
    Sorry I'm late
    Glad it was great!