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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

And We're Back...

...so, someone told me that a certain online personality wasn't feeling his usual chipper self. Now, I don't know how that can be or what is causing it. However, given that below is the beginning to his magnum opus which to this point consists of roughly 1,000 words about...ummm...wait...yeah. Anyway, I'm sure it has a killer ending (hey, this could be the Sixth Sense of blog posts we're in the process of!).

--The following is intended strictly for private use. Reproduction without the express written consent of the NFL is strictly prohibited.--

Where’s the idea we needed to post
You type at the keys and the magic is lost
You tell me your blue screen fades to grey
You tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You’re chatting online just to hit a new low
You create a smile :) it’s the one icon you know
You tell me your server’s way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
Your blogging’s run down
Use a sports post just to turn it around?
You say “IDK”
You tell me don't lie
You’re surfin’ the web it’s your favorite ride
You had a bad day
The hit count don’t lie
Your numbers are down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

Well you need a good post for today
The point is they laugh at what you say
Or at least they’ll comment on

You had a bad day
Your blogging’s run down
You use a guest poster just to turn it around?
You say “IDK”
You tell me don't lie
You’re surfin’ the web it’s your favorite ride
You had a bad day
The hit count don’t lie
Your numbers are down and should you even mind
You had a bad day

(Oy.. Vey, Vey..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeah)

So where is the passion when you need it to post
Oh you and I
You type at the keys and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
Your blogging’s run down
You think maybe it’s time to shut down
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile as something comes to mind
You had a bad day
You've seen what it’s like
And now you log in for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

13 comments:

  1. woah! cool! sarak and i just posted at exactly the same time!

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  2. That was amazing. I am duly impressed.

    That said, you used "you're" instead of "your" a lot--it would make it sooo much better if you fixed it. :)

    (I apologize, I know, it's obnoxious, and I need help, but I really don't know how to make myself stop...)

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  3. Applause, applause and all that.

    CHEER UP, EZZIE!!!!!

    (And please, no one write a parody of "cheer up, Charlie" because that is one of the worst songs in existance)

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  4. G, it's hard for me to believe that you really do have a day job...

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  5. very cute. and sj, you should totally consider attending English Majors Anonymous:)

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  6. whoa i missed a lot ! welcome to the other side of the blog g!

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  7. I hate to go against the postive response that you've been getting so far but . . .
    somewhere in the world, Daniel Powter is crying.

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