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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Ezzie Exposed!

Ezzie pointed out yesterday that the sidebar and footer of his blog has been intermittently missing when viewed in Internet Explorer. This post resulted in the nudging by me about the real reason for his concern - his hit counts! But I just discovered that the treachery for the post goes much, much deeper.

He won't admit it, but Ezzie has been hired by Firefox to covertly (or not so covertly) switch innocent, complacent Internet Explorer users over to the questionably more slick Firefox. (Though without a ton of downloaded add-ins and plug-ins and whoseits and whatsits galore, what good is it?)

He started out fairly innocuously, giving us a couple posts about the supposed advantages of Firefox, trying to see if we would pay attention that way. Then he started harassing individuals about using it (okay, I don't know if it's anyone else, but he's been harassing me).

Now, he's taken things a step further and gone to the lengths of sabotaging his own blog in his zeal for Firefox domination of the Internet. Sure, sure, it sounds innocent enough that his sidebar isn't being viewed in Internet Explorer, but once he convinces you to view his blog in Firefox, the next will be his stealthy suggestions that other blogs look better in Firefox, and then Blogger itself, and before you know it, he will even suggest you write e-mail from Firefox. He's just a few steps from converting the masses, in cult-like fashion.

So, Ezzie, I ask you again - how much is Firefox paying you for this? It must be a larger amount than you get for your blogads, we know you love your blog too much to compromise it for a small amount. Come on, admit the truth!

12 comments:

  1. switch innocent, complacent Internet Explorer users over to the questionably more slick Firefox

    Silly, sweet, innocent rose: It's not "questionably" more slick, it IS more slick. And when you say complacent, do you mean "lazy"? :)

    supposed advantages

    I think you mean "clear-cut superiority of the greatest product invented in years."

    Then he started harassing individuals about using it (okay, I don't know if it's anyone else, but he's been harassing me).

    :P ...and Jameel, my sister-in-law, my mother, Pobody's Nerfect, a few others...

    Sure, sure, it sounds innocent enough that his sidebar isn't being viewed in Internet Explorer, but once he convinces you to view his blog in Firefox, the next will be his stealthy suggestions that other blogs look better in Firefox, and then Blogger itself, and before you know it, he will even suggest you write e-mail from Firefox.

    OMG! I just realized! *YOU* are the one secretly working for Firefox...! Those are all true!

    It must be a larger amount than you get for your blogads

    I haven't gotten an ad in a while... :(

    we know you love your blog too much to compromise it for a small amount

    No no. I can be bought cheap. :D

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  2. My old template loaded funny in IE, but I wasn't concerned about fixing it. Call me narrow minded, but if it works in Firefox, I consider it working!

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  3. There isn't enough space in this comment form to express how much Internet Explorer sucks. I even recently downloaded the new and (lol) improved IE7 a.k.a. we wish we were Firefox or even Netscape for the matter.

    It stinks, even the new IE7 stinks. It's so slow to open up tabs and its odd to use and it has the same technical issues that previous explorer browsers had.

    Firefox is the king, it's simple, easy to use, good to look at, easily customizable and tailer made for people who like blogs and things of that nature.

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  4. For the record, there is no such company as "Firefox". Its Mozilla Corporation.

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  5. For the record. Safari kicks the Firefox ass. Its much more slick and without all the stupid ad ons, it works much faster.

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  6. IYWI - See?! Now someone explain that to Shoshana...!

    Chaim - There isn't enough space in this comment form to express how much Internet Explorer sucks.

    And there's a lot of space in that comment... :)

    Avrom - True that. :)

    HH - Macs suck. :P

    Chana - LOL

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  7. Im curious as to why PC lovers think Macs sucks so bad. Is it plain jelousy? Ya, that must be it.

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  8. LOL!

    and holy hyrax... you're right. they're just jealous of us mac users. but we shan't rub it in...

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  9. I'm so glad this wasn't an "Ezzie Gone Wild" video

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