Thursday, November 20, 2008

Winter Dating Season... upon us - I feel for ya fellas, I truly do. Dating destination options have just been least!

Door bells ring, think she’s listening?
Here she comes, what’s she thinking?
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland

Gonna go, get some coffe,
Hope the place has indoor parking
Make sure that you tip
To not to ‘aint hip
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland

With any luck soon you’ll call her freely
Perhaps she’ll even pick the place and time

You'll say: Is this okay?
She'll say: Whatever,
To give her choices
Is like speaking to a mime

Later on, you'll conspire,
Something cool to surprise her
You know she’ll say ‘Yes'
And yet your nerves are a wreck
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland

Alas not every date will go this fondly,
Some will leave you angered or let down
In that case remember, abuse the Shadchan
After all that’s why their around

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Steps extra slow, lest she go spilling
We'll frolic and play, as only Jews may,
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland