...is upon us - I feel for ya fellas, I truly do. Dating destination options have just been halved...at least!
Door bells ring, think she’s listening?
Here she comes, what’s she thinking?
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland
Gonna go, get some coffe,
Hope the place has indoor parking
Make sure that you tip
To not to ‘aint hip
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland
With any luck soon you’ll call her freely
Perhaps she’ll even pick the place and time
You'll say: Is this okay?
She'll say: Whatever,
To give her choices
Is like speaking to a mime
Later on, you'll conspire,
Something cool to surprise her
You know she’ll say ‘Yes'
And yet your nerves are a wreck
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland
Alas not every date will go this fondly,
Some will leave you angered or let down
In that case remember, abuse the Shadchan
After all that’s why their around
When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Steps extra slow, lest she go spilling
We'll frolic and play, as only Jews may,
Dating in a Shidduch wonderland
awwww
ReplyDeletethat was really sweet!!
Enjoy it guys and gals!
whats wrong with dating in a snow storm!?
ReplyDeleteplus, every popular spot is empty!
After all that’s why their around
ReplyDeleteNot saying anything. :)
You'll say: Is this okay?
ReplyDeleteShe'll say: Whatever,
To give her choices
Is like speaking to a mime
LOL
So busy arguing below, haven't had a chance to comment on this...
ReplyDeleteGonna go, get some coffe,
Hope the place has indoor parking
Make sure that you tip
To not to ‘aint hip
I couldn't wrap my head around this. Coffee that has indoor parking and requires tips? Clearly, this is fancier than Starbucks!
With any luck soon you’ll call her freely
Perhaps she’ll even pick the place and time
AHAHAHA. Note: This reverts upon marriage, too.
You'll say: Is this okay?
She'll say: Whatever,
To give her choices
Is like speaking to a mime
:)
You know she’ll say ‘Yes'
And yet your nerves are a wreck
LOL so true!
When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Steps extra slow, lest she go spilling
We'll frolic and play, as only Jews may,
The big Q: If she does spill, do you catch her? Or is that a no-no?
The Bronx Zoo used to have special night hours during the winter, which made for a wonderful evening date location, but canceled them this year in order to save energy.
ReplyDeleteYou'll say: Is this okay?
She'll say: Whatever,
To give her choices
Is like speaking to a mime
True, with a small number of pleasant exceptions.
Was there a tune on this?
ReplyDeleteI keep hearing "You'll say..." in my head.
Tune? Of course! But it is, shall we say, 'holiday music'?
ReplyDeleteI figured v'hamevin yavin
ezzie- winter wonderland
ReplyDeleteooooooooor she could just tell you
ReplyDeleteYou'll say: Is this okay?
ReplyDeleteShe'll say: Whatever,
To give her choices
Is like speaking to a mime
So true... Guys always think I don't have an opinion because I say "It doesn't matter where we sit" or something like that. However, if there's something I do care about I would say it. Just, usually it really doesn't matter to me where we go, sit, etc...