Recently, part time blogger, "The Holy Hyrax" used space on Ezzie's blog to tell us why he thought the "Delorian" was the coolest car of all times.
(I'm rolling my eyes just thinking about it).
He enumerates the following lame reasons:
1)First of all, its from the 80's and I'm a nut for anything from the 80's. Infact, I'm wearing a Mega-Man T-shirt, one of the coolest Nintendo games from the 80's, right now.
Yay. The 1980s. Yes, the 1980's were cool, but that doesn't mean "everything" from the 1980's were cool. I can think of some really stupid things from the 1980's...and the Delorian was one of them. It used to stall all the time. And Mega-Man was LAME!!!
2)It can fly and hopefully it really DOES travel through time. But with the congestion on the LA freeways, I don't know how I would ever get to the necessary speed.
It flew in the movie, but can it also be a submarine? Huh? Can it core a apple?
3) It looks awsome.
AwEsome is with an E. You missed an "E". As in "Ezzie" -- the guy who lets you blog here.
4) Was used in one of the coolest movies ever made.
OK, Back to the Future was a cool movie, I'll grant you that.
5. The gull-wing doors prevents your wife from ever sending you to the grocery market since you probably won't be able to exit the vehicle in those tiny parking spots.
Other cars have the same feature...coming up! Just a few more sentences...
6) No pansy colors to choose from. Just one. GRAY. A MAN's color
Sorry Hyrax, but when you drive a mega cool sports car that costs more money than the whole JBlogosphere put together, there are no such things as "pansy colors."
7) You inlaws for sure would hate it which is always a plus for anything.
Big deal. They could hate any number of cars...including this MUCH COOLER car.
I present, the Muqata Guide to REALLY cool sports vehicles...
With YESHA optional Bulletproofing available, you can drive this car ANYWHERE.
Feel like exploring Eilat? Just flip the switch and it goes underwater...
More cool cars coming in future posts...
(Even if I'm blogging on Ezzie's blog about sports cars, my blog still turns towards Eretz Yisrael)