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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Come and Get It!

The USA hasn't been this nuts about their leader since JFK. Is it the height, looks, and full head of hair? The eloquence? Or a sudden national belief in the massiah? Who knows. But if you're not producing Obama memorabilia to cash in on the craze, you're waaay behind the times. But if you're not - consider buying some. One must support American business, you know.

Barack Obama and Spiderman - together they can save the world.





















With the President at your wrist, you'll never be late... if you can tear your gaze away from his mug, of course.










Elections are over, but so what? Obama is the Miley Cyrus of grown-ups. Show everyone you're a fan. Hope t-shirts still available curbside, NYC.
But why stop at something as typical as a shirt? Match your top to your footwear with lovely Obama sandals.






Our new president has a gift for inspiring people. Get through your year with 12 images of Barack H. Obama looking visionary, accompanied by his words of wisdom on a beautiful wall calendar.








He's already married, but that doesn't mean he's not in the freezer. Baracky Road? Or some Yes, Pecan?






Want a Barack in every room? Don't stop short of the bathroom. Make sure to purchase a bust of the president carved in soap for your shower, and a roll of Obama for your toilet. Ah, the audacity of soap...And with that, I'd like to welcome our 44th president to his new post, and wish him luck in the next four years. He'll need it, to escape the fans who may want to mount his head on their wall as a souvineir.

7 comments:

  1. Honestly, the toilet paper is totally going to be used disrespectfully, and the sandals are kinda creepy.

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  2. Finally, a "Support Obama" post I can enjoy! I'm heading out to purchase those multi-headed sandals! Perfect for my next vacation to Barack's Hawaiian home!

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  3. Wow. That's a major obsession.
    But the ice cream looks tasty :D

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  4. Speaking of Obama souvenir gimmicks, the Brooklyn Cyclones are running a promotion in his honor on June 23rd. They're giving our bobbleheads and changing their name to "Baracklyn."

    http://imperfectdynasty.blogspot.com/2009/01/baracklyn.html

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  5. This whole thing is creepy and smacks of secular idolatry if you ask me.

    I have one word for Obamamania - DENIAL.

    I might consider giving those sandals to a frienemy, though! :)

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  6. Living Colour-

    Look into my eyes, what do you see?
    Cult of personality
    I know your anger, I know your dreams
    I’ve been everything you want to be
    I’m the cult of personality
    Like mussolini and kennedy
    I’m the cult of personality
    Cult of personality
    Cult of personality

    Neon lights, a nobel prize
    The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
    You don’t have to follow me
    Only you can set me free
    I sell the things you need to be
    I’m the smiling face on your t.v.
    I’m the cult of personality
    I exploit you still you love me

    I tell you one and one makes three
    I’m the cult of personality
    Like joseph stalin and gandi
    I’m the cult of personality
    Cult of personality
    Cult of personality

    Neon lights a nobel prize
    A leader speaks, that leader dies
    You don’t have to follow me
    Only you can set you free

    You gave me fortune
    You gave me fame
    You me power in your god’s name
    I’m every person you need to be
    I’m the cult of personality
    Look into my eyes, what do you see?
    Cult of personality
    I know your anger, I know your dreams
    I’ve been everything you want to be
    I’m the cult of personality
    Like mussolini and kennedy
    I’m the cult of personality
    Cult of personality
    Cult of personality

    (And the toilet paper is exactly what I've been looking for!)

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  7. I actually think the ice cream names are pretty clever.

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