Eliezer Strongbad: why do people say "literally" when they mean "figuratively", the complete opposite?
the apple: because people don't know how to use the english language properly?
just a guess
Eliezer Strongbad: oh
the apple: yes
Eliezer Strongbad: hmm
the apple: what's the sentence?
Eliezer Strongbad: the apple: he was literally screaming his head off
the apple: oh.