I was gonna do a 'Top 10' but I couldn't think of that many on the spot...
Pobody's Nerfect's Favorite One-Liners
Ezzie says: Oy. Some of these will make you groan. But some are great. :) Here they are:
And the #1 joke is....
- 7. What goes, "Ninety-nine thunk, ninety-nine thunk?"
- A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
- 6. What were Tarzan's lasts words?
- A: "Hey, who greased the rope?"
- 5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
- A: To get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Me neither, I get the NY Times.
- 4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- A: To get to the other slide
- 3. What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and would smush you if it fell out of a tree onto your head?
- A: A pool table
- 2. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
- (you probably answer... "Finding half a worm!")
- A: Nooo.... getting hit by a truck!
What are your favorite short jokes? (Please make them all CLEAN and NOT RACIST! thank you!)
- 1. What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop?"
- A: A person laughing his head off!