Jokes Du Jour

Pobody's Nerfect's Favorite One-Liners

I was gonna do a 'Top 10' but I couldn't think of that many on the spot...

Ezzie says: Oy. Some of these will make you groan. But some are great. :) Here they are:

• 7. What goes, "Ninety-nine thunk, ninety-nine thunk?"
• A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
• 6. What were Tarzan's lasts words?
• A: "Hey, who greased the rope?"
• 5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
• A: To get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Me neither, I get the NY Times.
• 4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• A: To get to the other slide
• 3. What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and would smush you if it fell out of a tree onto your head?
• A: A pool table
• 2. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
• (you probably answer... "Finding half a worm!")
• A: Nooo.... getting hit by a truck!

And the #1 joke is....

• 1. What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop?"
• A: A person laughing his head off!

What are your favorite short jokes? (Please make them all CLEAN and NOT RACIST! thank you!)