Saturday, March 10, 2007

Jokes Du Jour

Pobody's Nerfect's Favorite One-Liners
I was gonna do a 'Top 10' but I couldn't think of that many on the spot...

Ezzie says:
Oy. Some of these will make you groan. But some are great. :) Here they are:
  • 7. What goes, "Ninety-nine thunk, ninety-nine thunk?"
  • A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
  • 6. What were Tarzan's lasts words?
  • A: "Hey, who greased the rope?"
  • 5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • A: To get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Me neither, I get the NY Times.
  • 4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
  • A: To get to the other slide
  • 3. What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and would smush you if it fell out of a tree onto your head?
  • A: A pool table
  • 2. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
  • (you probably answer... "Finding half a worm!")
  • A: Nooo.... getting hit by a truck!
And the #1 joke is....
  • 1. What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop?"
  • A: A person laughing his head off!
What are your favorite short jokes? (Please make them all CLEAN and NOT RACIST! thank you!)