Quote of the Week

I meant to post this yesterday, but... well, here it is, by RaggedyMom:

Conversations that involve a combination of medical and halachic issues usually sound like some version of this:

Doctor: "Look, RaggedyMom, I'm not your posek, but..."

Rabbi: "Listen, RaggedyMom, I'm not a doctor, but..."

I'd say that the two of you kind (other) men in my life need to just get together and talk it all out!

Imagined conference call (sounds a lot like planning a date):

Doctor: Hey Rabbi, what do YOU want to do?

Rabbi: Dunno, Doc. What do YOU want to do?

Okay, guys. Give me a call when you're done.