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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Best "Shidduch Resume" Ever

A friend just sent this one (for real), and it's great, so I'm putting it up:
NAME

Birthdate: ##/##/##

Currently: A (major, year) at the ( ) institute of (university).

Looking to marry someone loyal and caring, a partner and friend for life.
That's it. Solid.
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7 comments:

  1. G6August 27, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    .... but what's her dress size???

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  2. harry-er than them allAugust 28, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    awesome! how about getting rid of the whole thing?

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  3. BenjaminAugust 28, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    Ezzie, did I ever tell you about the resume I got when I was in Lander?

    I said no because of it. I thought she'd be waaaay tooo frum. Turns out I was probably wrong, but it all works out how it's supposed to.

    This one's good stuff. But a little on the lazy side...

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  4. BenjaminAugust 28, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    Oh, and does her mother wear a tichel or shaitel when she benches licht?

    I'm just wondering... :)

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  5. Ariella's blogAugust 28, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    What's really funny about your posting this now is that I offered an even briefer "shidduch resume" on Sunday. When someone asked about a certain single woman, I characterized her as "very nice and very smart." That description was seconded by someone else who knew her. I pointed out that shidduch resumes everyone trying to fit a certain socio-religio standard sound pretty much the same.
    Nevertheless, my brother (father of a nubile young woman) insisted that I should start on the shidduch resume of my daughter -- aged 14 -- now!

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  6. smbAugust 28, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    lol

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  7. Unfurling IrisAugust 31, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    Amen.

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