…or should I just say “and Lurkers”? Trolls? Seriously, it has been majorly Y chromosome deficient around here. What’s the deal men? Stand up and be counted…or at least sit up and type. Hooold up, I know what’s going on. **slaps forehead in recognition of the obvious** Of course, only those who work in an office type environment and have ready access to both 1) a computer with internet access & 2) large swaths of unaccounted for time, could read AND comment. Silly me, how could there be guys around here when they are all busy with higher pursuits.
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They tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
Parents tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go
I'd rather study Torah all day
Learnin’ its seventy ways
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can use in a positive way
I don’t waste time in class
‘Cause I know it wont break me that glass
Parents tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
They tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go
My Rabbi said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I’m gonna go shidduch dating
Then to earn a parnasah I fear’
He said ‘Kollel is clearly the best,
And God will take care of the rest'
They tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
Parents tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go
I don't ever wanna think again
Yeshiva tells me who, what, where & when
God bless, we’ll have ten kids
And eat Shabbos each week by the shvig’s
Working is just not right
My wife will make sure we’re fine
Parents tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
They tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go
That's HILARIOUS. Very creative.
ReplyDeleteG you owe me $1.08. That is what I just spent on itunes to download a song I don't really like all that much to be able to SING ALONG to this song of yours with the music in the background.
ReplyDeleteBut as usual, very entertaining. Shkoyach.
pathetic, but so true
ReplyDeleteOMG, I am laughing so hard. G, have you thought about quitting your day job? ;)
ReplyDeleteipay,
You can listen to the full version here . But that won't help you now that you have bought the song. Aren't iTunes downloads $.99?
iPay lives in Britian, so she had to pay extra.
ReplyDeleteiPay lives in Britian, so she had to pay extra.
ReplyDelete???
Tax, ppl. tax.
ReplyDeleteand i pay so much for everything that it didn't even cross my mind to go onto youtube or any other free music providing establishment like that :)
And thank you rea for trying to confuse everyone on my whereabouts. Oh how I wish I could live in London. Or travel through europe for a year. even if life is freakin expensive over there!
and i pay so much for everything that it didn't even cross my mind to go onto youtube or any other free music providing establishment like that :)
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say . . . ;)
J/k. I love you iPay.
I just can't believe G didn't go after that one. :)
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