Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen(?)...

…or should I just say “and Lurkers”? Trolls? Seriously, it has been majorly Y chromosome deficient around here. What’s the deal men? Stand up and be counted…or at least sit up and type. Hooold up, I know what’s going on. **slaps forehead in recognition of the obvious** Of course, only those who work in an office type environment and have ready access to both 1) a computer with internet access & 2) large swaths of unaccounted for time, could read AND comment. Silly me, how could there be guys around here when they are all busy with higher pursuits.

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They tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
Parents tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go

I'd rather study Torah all day
Learnin’ its seventy ways
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can use in a positive way

I don’t waste time in class
‘Cause I know it wont break me that glass

Parents tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
They tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go

My Rabbi said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I’m gonna go shidduch dating
Then to earn a parnasah I fear’
He said ‘Kollel is clearly the best,
And God will take care of the rest'

They tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
Parents tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go

I don't ever wanna think again
Yeshiva tells me who, what, where & when
God bless, we’ll have ten kids
And eat Shabbos each week by the shvig’s

Working is just not right
My wife will make sure we’re fine

Parents tried to make me go to college but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm now black(hat) but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the drive and her daddy got lots of dimes
They tried to make me go to college but I won't go go go

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