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Friday, March 27, 2009

You GOTTA Love California

Evil black automobiles might get banned. Apparently since black cars don't relflect heat so well, people use more energy to cool themselves off in them. 

Prediction:

Climate alarmists will soon ban black t-shirts. Given that black t-shirts don't reflect sun light as well which cause a person to become hotter, the person is more likely to use their air conditioning causing more of a carbon footprint to be released on an already frail and dying planet.

Anymore predictions you can think of???

7 comments:

  1. Couldn't resist but what about black hats? What about black kapotas? And shtreimels!!!

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  2. I don't see why we need electric pencil sharpeners. All the energy it uses is killing this planet. Won't someone please think of the children.

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  3. Just to note (not in defense or criticism, but for accuracy's sake): there is a requirement for heat reflection that can be achieved through some combination of paint and/or window tinting - so if you have a black car, you must have more/stronger window tinting.

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  4. Exercise! It causes people to breath more, which released more CO2.

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  5. Bad4 - Didn't I say that once? :)

    Certainly, research uses more energy than not doing research. Government uses more energy than any private sector. Hmm... let's just ban action.

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  6. Uh, why not just ban California altogether and move to Canada so they won't need any energy to cool themselves. (They can burn coal, oil, and wood to warm up, though.)

    :-P

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  7. Read this:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/traffic/darkcars.asp

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