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Joe: Come on John, thats long enough. Let's get some shnitzel.
John: My finger's stuck!
That's strange, I don't *feel* any holiness oozing out of the wall...
Vos is dos? A srugi and a suit? What kind of mishuguyim are these!?
Thought bubbles:John: "Come on, come on, come on..."Chassid: "I don't get these modernish people - they stand there, they don't say anything, and people take pictures of them. He's all serious, he's smiling... What the heck?!"Joe: "...Dumb goy."
John: Dear L-rd, I don't ask for much, but please let me be President. Amen.
Nu, dees is vhy we shouldn't allow RCA to do conversions.
Psst...wake up, John!
So, if I just keep my finger in the wall I'll keep back the flood?
John- I can't believe that I lost the bet....On second thought this is better than having to eat Herring.Joe- There is no way that McCain is going to put me on his Cabinet after this one...
I knew I should have taken an Alka-Selzer...
Hello G-d...I know I said that I would never ask you for anything else as long as I lived if you got me out of that bamboo hell-hole but...
John, you gotta stop reading people's notes.
Joe (stifling laughter): "...It's like talking to a wall! Oh, that one always gets me!"
"...is that bird poo?"