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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Best Lines from Shabbos

  • "You'd make a great single guy." - Ezzie to The Apple
  • "Apparently, you have to bring them to Uman by the time they're seven, so that way Rebbe Nachman pulls them out of Gehinnom by their payos." [shrug] - RaggedyMom explaining the rush to bring little kids to Uman.
  • "You're the like the Don King of blogs." - Princess D'Tiara to Ezzie
  • "So what color is your aura?" [blank stares] - Chana to everybody
  • "It was RaggedyDom and RaggedyMad before the surgery." - RaggedyMom explaining their unisex names.

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