Oh gosh! There hasn't been a single post on here since Saturday night??? AHHHH - WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?????
Okay, okay. Breathe. I shall single-handedly save the blog from disappearing into oblivion! If Ezzie's too lazy to post, I'll just have to post myself! Oh - wait - Ezzie? Too lazy? Oh, that's normal. Okay. Everything's in order, then.
So, what hot topics would y'all like to read about? Hmmmm.
Oh, hey. The elections are coming up. I don't have too much to say about them because political debates are soooo not my forte, but, uh, I do remember certain important issues I've had in my life, depicted very well by this particular cartoon:
Hmmmm. What other issues do people discuss on big blogs (wow, this is a big blog and I am writing on it. Huh.)? Oh, I know. Is the JBlogosphere a community? Is it not? Shall we delve into the deep and complex nature of blogging? What is the essence of a blog? What qualifies one as a "blogger?"
Yeah...I got nothing on that. Besides, over-thinking is waaaay over-rated (ahem. right?). But this is generally how I feel about commenting:
Alright. Enough comics. I should be doing schoolwork. But hey, when a teacher emails you FIVE PAGES of analysis on how to write a ONE PAGE response paper, it's a little overwhelming! Ya know? I like the way Calvin deals with his assignments:
Pig Latin is definitely the way to go. :)
Hmmmmm....d'you think I'd get away with it if I wrote my one page response paper in Pig Latin? All in favor - ! Nah, never mind.
(But I still think it would be pretty funny)
(By the way, if you're still reading this thing and waiting for some sort of point/moral/nice satisfying ending that makes you feel like all is well with the world...I'm just letting you know now - there isn't one)
(Yeah, I stink at endings. This is the only ending you're gonna get.)
(STOP READING ALREADY AND GO DO SCHOOLWORK OR SOMETHING)
(Sometimes, when I write blog posts, I also talk to myself. Just something to keep in mind)