Friday, December 04, 2009

Good Question

Hat tip: Amir, Binny

From Bill Simmons' latest NFL Power Poll:
32. Cleveland
First, the Cavs choke in the 2009 playoffs. Second, the best two starters on the 2008 Indians start Game 1 of the 2009 World Series for two teams not named "Cleveland." Third, the Browns clean house and hire Eric Mangini, who takes that same house and sets it on fire with a flame thrower. Fourth, what could end up being LeBron's final Cavs season was distinguished early by Shaq looking like a bald Aretha Franklin and LeBron's body language occasionally lapsing into "I can't wait to find a new team, I am tired of playing with crap teammates" mode. And fifth, there are two nights of star-studded concerts to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- located in Cleveland, as you know -- and those concerts happen at Madison Square Garden.

Here's my question, God: What did Cleveland do to You?


  1. whjen did hyou have time to post?

  2. Serach - living with two brothers has taught me that, somehow, with guys, there's ALWAYS time for sports (magically. even when there is no time for things like lunch).

  3. When I saw this on the site I wanted to email it to you, then thought it might be too cruel.

  4. fu&*$#g Simmons - I hope the Celtic and Patriot charters collide in mid-air.

  5. I'm trying to figure out how one even decides which of the Boston teams to hate the most. I mean, there's so much there to be sick of at this point.

  6. And now our one local bank has been bought out by New Yorkers!