The second debut of Elianna! (The first was here)
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Critics say:
"You can really see the development of her style over time." - The Blogging Times
"I am consistently in awe of her baffling intellect." - The Commenter
"She has created a new standard for the rest of us." - Etch-A-Sketch
Elianna is currently doing a study of penguins and will be writing her dissertation on the personal behaviors of both penguins and pudus. Did they evolve from the same ancestor or do they both just like being personal friends with people (especially hippopotomi)? This and other questions will be answered in Elianna's newest book, "Penguins and Pudus: Personal? Or spies for the mafia?"
One time, Elianna was typing at my computer, and she managed to type an omega sign! No idea how she did it.
ReplyDeleteCheck out all of Elianna's other books, including:
ReplyDeleteAwoo, Ort, and Doodoo: Animal Noises, the Bana Way
A Father Called Garfield
101 Things To Do With Cottage Cheese Other Than Eating It
The Art of the Chicken Dance
See a bookstore near you for more titles!
You forgot:
ReplyDeleteHow to Maximize the Impact of Yogurt: A Unique Hair Conditioner
And:
ReplyDeleteHow to Make Friends and Influence People Using Hand Signals
Also:
ReplyDeleteStretching for Dummies
Jumping: A How-To Book
Dubi-care 101
ReplyDeleteHow to Make Friends and Influence People Using Hand Signals
This is the winner. I love it!