A friend just sent this one (for real), and it's great, so I'm putting it up:
NAMEThat's it. Solid.
Birthdate: ##/##/##
Currently: A (major, year) at the ( ) institute of (university).
Looking to marry someone loyal and caring, a partner and friend for life.




Name: Ezzie
Home: Kew Gardens Hills, NY
About Me: I'm a 26-year old Orthodox Jew who currently works as the controller of a publicly traded company, after spending a couple of years auditing hedge funds and a year as Mr. Mom. I attended (Touro's) Lander College for Men in Queens after two years in Israel, mostly in Yeshivat Ohr Yerushalayim (OJ). I grew up in Cleveland, OH, where I attended the Hebrew Academy of Cleveland (HAC) before heading to the Wisconsin Institute for Torah Study (WITS) for high school. I married my wife, Serach, in June 2004, and our daughter Elianna turned two in March 2008, while our daughter Kayla was born June 2008. Serach has a Master's in Education & Special Education from Touro (Summa Cum Laude), and currently works as a SEIT (Special Education Itinerant Teacher) in Queens. We've lived happily in Kew Gardens Hills, (despite its location in) NY since our marriage, and love all our friends and frequent guests.
7 Comments:
.... but what's her dress size???
awesome! how about getting rid of the whole thing?
Ezzie, did I ever tell you about the resume I got when I was in Lander?
I said no because of it. I thought she'd be waaaay tooo frum. Turns out I was probably wrong, but it all works out how it's supposed to.
This one's good stuff. But a little on the lazy side...
Oh, and does her mother wear a tichel or shaitel when she benches licht?
I'm just wondering... :)
What's really funny about your posting this now is that I offered an even briefer "shidduch resume" on Sunday. When someone asked about a certain single woman, I characterized her as "very nice and very smart." That description was seconded by someone else who knew her. I pointed out that shidduch resumes everyone trying to fit a certain socio-religio standard sound pretty much the same.
Nevertheless, my brother (father of a nubile young woman) insisted that I should start on the shidduch resume of my daughter -- aged 14 -- now!
lol
Amen.
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