Wherefore I perceived that there is nothing better, than that a man should rejoice in his works; for that is his portion ~ Koheles 3:22 SerandEz & Friends: Best "Shidduch Resume" Ever

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Best "Shidduch Resume" Ever


A friend just sent this one (for real), and it's great, so I'm putting it up:

NAME

Birthdate: ##/##/##

Currently: A (major, year) at the ( ) institute of (university).

Looking to marry someone loyal and caring, a partner and friend for life.
That's it. Solid.

    7 Comments:

    G6 said...

    .... but what's her dress size???

    harry-er than them all said...

    awesome! how about getting rid of the whole thing?

    Benjamin said...

    Ezzie, did I ever tell you about the resume I got when I was in Lander?

    I said no because of it. I thought she'd be waaaay tooo frum. Turns out I was probably wrong, but it all works out how it's supposed to.

    This one's good stuff. But a little on the lazy side...

    Benjamin said...

    Oh, and does her mother wear a tichel or shaitel when she benches licht?

    I'm just wondering... :)

    Ariella said...

    What's really funny about your posting this now is that I offered an even briefer "shidduch resume" on Sunday. When someone asked about a certain single woman, I characterized her as "very nice and very smart." That description was seconded by someone else who knew her. I pointed out that shidduch resumes everyone trying to fit a certain socio-religio standard sound pretty much the same.
    Nevertheless, my brother (father of a nubile young woman) insisted that I should start on the shidduch resume of my daughter -- aged 14 -- now!

    Lvnsm27 said...

    lol

    Unfurling Iris said...

    Amen.