Alliance: Next Secretary General of UN

As a new member of the Alliance of Free Blogs, a fun group dedicated to competing with Glenn Reynolds, I have to complete a "Precision Guided Humor Assignment" every week (I believe). If I don't... Nothing happens. But they're fun anyway. This week's assignment:

Who should replace Kofi Annan as UN Secretary General?

I'm too lazy to think of anything really funny, and it's 445am, but I think it should be Bibi Netanyahu, which would flip things around a bit; or John Bolton, because that would tick off the maximum amount of people on the left. I've seen others who suggested Schwarzenager, but I believe they wanted him to bring his guns. Hmmm...

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