Actions which are difficult if you've been smashed in the ribs by a 6'3/275 guy named Bomo while jumping to block a pass:
- Move
- Lie down
- Have little kids sit on you while lying down
- Get up after lying down
- Breathe
- Pick up little kids
- Worst of all: SNEEZE!




Name: Ezzie
Home: Kew Gardens Hills, NY
About Me: I'm a 26-year old Orthodox Jew who currently works as the controller of a publicly traded company, after spending a couple of years auditing hedge funds and a year as Mr. Mom. I attended (Touro's) Lander College for Men in Queens after two years in Israel, mostly in Yeshivat Ohr Yerushalayim (OJ). I grew up in Cleveland, OH, where I attended the Hebrew Academy of Cleveland (HAC) before heading to the Wisconsin Institute for Torah Study (WITS) for high school. I married my wife, Serach, in June 2004, and our daughter Elianna turned two in March 2008, while our daughter Kayla was born June 2008. Serach has a Master's in Education & Special Education from Touro (Summa Cum Laude), and currently works as a SEIT (Special Education Itinerant Teacher) in Queens. We've lived happily in Kew Gardens Hills, (despite its location in) NY since our marriage, and love all our friends and frequent guests.
11 Comments:
Yeah...that's the DUMB part of football. (Aka - I appreciate all the strategy but, I mean really.)
that's the same list of things i couldn't do after i gave birth. but i bet that hurt a lot more. wuss.
And Pobody had an excuse for being fat too. What's your's
football injury = (unmarried) chicks giving you sympathy
football injury = (unmarried) chicks giving you sympathy
Except none of the girls who commented wrote anything sympathetic. :)
Hope you feel better soon (married "chick" commenting). I do remember once saying that this doesn't happen if you play tennis--just a thought.
basically- there is no use for you!
no you (semi)know how a c-section feels!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor guy - refuah shelaima - no slim chicken yourself.
This is exactly why I have no use for football, which, in my not-so-humble opinion, is nothing but an excuse for a bunch of guys to knock each other down and then pile on.
That said, I wish you a r'fuah shleimah.
I'll be first girl will feel sympathy for Ezzie.
Ed - That is why he is doing football so he could exercise
Erachet- it is not stupid to play football, think this way manicure is more dangerous as football because you could can get infection from their place and could die from it. But football you just get broken bones that is highest risk you could get (Ezzie don't mention her that you can die from it she may doesn't know we could fool her)
Shira = don't you get it, guys need to knock them out together, you see i know it is hard for you to understand but he is GUY meaning don't know how to share emotion together so they need physical to show their emotion but they need excuse to hit each other without anybody frowning at them is FOOTBALL!
Ezzie did I help?
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